"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us."

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Man Skills

Via The Republic of T, here's the list of 25 skills every man should know. Ones Steve & I cover together are in bold.

1. Patch a radiator hose
2. Protect your computer
3. Rescue a boater who has capsized
4. Frame a wall
5. Retouch digital photos
6. Back up a trailer
7. Build a campfire
8. Fix a dead outlet
9. Navigate with a map and compass
10. Use a torque wrench
11. Sharpen a knife
12. Perform CPR
13. Fillet a fish
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
15. Get a car unstuck
16. Back up data
17. Paint a room
18. Mix concrete
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
20. Change oil and filter
21. Hook up an HDTV
22. Bleed brakes
23. Paddle a canoe
24. Fix a bike flat
25. Extend your wireless network

I find these completely ridiculous. How will these make me a better man? Are they practical skills I'll need throughout life? CPR, I can see. Rescuing a capsized boat? No. Are these skills that women are somehow incapable of, & therefore the men of the world must know them?

Here are 20 things that I'd call "25 practical skills every self-sufficient adult should have."

1. Know basic nutritional needs & how to plan balanced meals
2. Hone your sense of direction & navigation so you don't need step-by-step turns to find a location
3. Understand types of health insurance & terminology such as OOP max & co-insurance percentage
4. Maintenance of a personal computer
5. In-depth knowledge of your employment benefits
6. Change a flat tire
7. Wash & iron clothes
8. Balance a checkbook & manage your finances
9. Patch holes in walls
10. Fix a clogged toilet
11. Jump start a car
12. Use public transportation to get around
13. Write an effective resume cover letter
14. Professional oral & written communication
15. Basic math
16. Stay calm in emergencies
17. Know when to ask for help
18. Personal hygiene
19. Do your own taxes
20. Use internet search engines strategically (if you know how to do good searches, you can find any information you need on the web)

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

what about Proper Prior Planning?

Many people do not seem to be able to do this - a fundamental of stress-free living.

Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss-poor Performance.

Every man/woman/child should know this.

Suf n Steve said...

Micky darling!

ok i agree, we need to construct a way to prevent us getting crazy overhead!

i think ur 7 P's idea is saleble.do u mind writing a paper! hehehehe

Mr. Urs said...

Oh, I love aliterations.

Pranny said...

OH my, that guy is so thin... I can see his back bone line all the way down to his spine.... zzz

Suf n Steve said...

Jerry darling!

ur taste what!